Chris: At this point in time, I would like to just briefly mention, for the record, that you have dispatched one, two, three, four, five Zombie Rotters. All of those guys are, in 4th edition, what we call Minions. It's a special class of monster that are designed to go down in a hit. To sort of give you that stormtrooper feel. Y'know. Bam. Goes down. Viscerally, pretty exciting to have lots of corpses lying around the battlefield.
Jerry: And they were corpses, actually, before we killed them.
Chris: Yeah, but they're not walkin' around anymore.
Jerry: Technically, they might actually be like 10 corpses or like 5 double-corpses.
Chris: On the other hand, the two zombies that are still standing are a type of monster called Brute, which is...
Mike: A real a******?
Jerry: A real sonuva*****?
Chris: More like sacks of hit points.
Jerry: Oh, I see. They're elites.
Chris: They're designed to take a beating, as opposed to other types of monsters which are like Artillery, Controllers, Lurkers, Soldiers... Monsters have different roles, so that when I'm a DM and I'm putting together encounters, I can combine different types of monsters to get different effects. Anyway! Sorry for that little--
Jerry: But that's what's going on. Those guys are designed to be laid to waste.
Scott: We know we suck, alright, dude? You don't have to point out how you've created special monsters to go down easy for us!
Jerry: For this party.
Scott: For this ridiculous... 1-rollers over here.
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