Thursday, April 14, 2016

Not Everyone is Fond of Owls

Chris: You see a staircase going down, into the hill. And you see there are some bones on it.
Mike: "Jim wants to go in."
Jerry: Jim says.
Scott: Is that Jim saying that, or are you telling...?
Mike: Jim speaks about himself in the 3rd person. 
Scott: I gotcha.
Mike: He has a very high opinion of himself.
Chris: The air is kind of cool, and you hear this owl hooting off in the distance.
Jim: Jim is terrified of owls.
Chris: I understand.
Jerry: I wrote that down.
Mike: An owl killed Jim's grandmother, actually.
Scott: Is this your character development?
Mike: Yeah, and so Jim really wants to go downstairs right now.
Scott: To escape the owls.
Jerry: Gina Darkmagic?
Chris: It is said that this forest has dire owls.
Mike: Dire fel owls!
Jerry: With 40' wingspan.
Scott: I notice how you've put me in front, 'cause I'm the fighter.
Jerry: I did move your figurine in front of my figurine, close to the stairs. And I see that Jim Darkmagic...
Mike: Jim's taking up the rear. He's keeping an eye on the back door.
Scott: In case of owls.
Mike: In case of owls.
Scott: Those things get caught in your hair? That's trouble.
Mike: Did you know that owls actually eat your teeth? They'll eat the teeth right out of your head.
Jerry: And then just fly away?
Mike: And then fly away, they don't even care.
Jerry: Really!
Mike: It's true.
Scott: G****** ivory merchants.

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