Saturday, April 23, 2016

Searching for the Other Goblin

Chris: There are also two really cruddy-looking beds with sort of lice hopping up and down on them, that the goblins apparently were using.
Scott: Perrr-cep-tionnn! Roll!
Mike: Nice job.
Scott: I am not walking into an empty room again. I'm not gonna do it every round.
Chris: "They were under the beds, I knew it!"
Scott: 9 plus 2 equals 11.
Chris: Ehh, you're like, "What blood trail?"
Jerry: I'm gonna rock that Perception as well.
(Jerry rolls.)
Jerry: And I don't do it. But I definitely flip these beds over, with my mace.
Chris: You see that the goblins have put sort of all kinds of unsavory collectibles under their beds.
Jerry: Pokemon cards?
Chris: Heh, yes, Pokemon cards.
Scott: Hey, is that a competing product?
Chris: All kinds of things, umm...
Jerry: PlayGob.
...
Chris: If you guys are gonna go down the stairs, in pursuit of the goblin, I am going to erase this map...
Mike: Yeah, we're gonna go after him.
Scott: Hell yeah.
Chris: He may lead you to Irontooth. You never know.
Jerry: I still hold that he is Irontooth. That they came to see us up front. Like an evil maitre d'.
Chris: What you know of goblins would tell you that that's probably unlikely. They tend to be cowardly conniving little buggers.
Jerry: Well that guy was more powerful than any member of our party.
Mike: Except Jim.
Jerry: With the exception of Jim!
Scott: Alright. Take it easy, Jim.
Jerry: Ease down, tiger.
Chris: Yes. Don't get a big head or anything, because you can't roll 20's forever.
Scott: Those 1's are comin'!
Jerry: There are at least five 1's on this dice. At least. I don't even see a 12.

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