Chris: When you get to the edge, and you look down over the pit, you see him lying face-down in this swarm of black furry creatures over top of him.
Jerry: Oh, geez.
Scott: Do you have any Dispel Rats? In your cleric arsenal?
Mike: Hahaha!
Scott: How does your god feel about rats? Maybe a quick prayer?
Jerry: Yeah, I'll send her a memo.
...
Mike: Jim would like to cast Scorching Burst. "A vertical column of golden flames BURNS all within!"
Chris: Roll your d20 and add 4, and I will compare--
(Mike rolls a 20.)
Jerry: **** yeah!
Scott: What the hell!
Mike: I'm super good at D&D.
Scott: Hahahaha!
Mike: I told you, the Darkmagics, as a family--
Scott: I will never doubt! Listen.
Mike: You haven't adventured with the Darkmagics before, obviously.
Scott: My thing said that I'm dependable, but...
Chris: You see this sort of scorching blast of fire all around, and miraculously not a single flame even touches you.
Scott: Wow. You roasted 'em. You saved my bacon!
Chris: So, congratulations. You cause these rats to scream.
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